absolute garbage

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

saladder:

"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "i’m fine mom ❤”

two guys probably
bro 1: dude you clean yourself? bro what are you a GIRL?
bro 2: bro no look my shampoo says "FOR MEN" on it
bro 1: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
catgotyoururl:

dveon:

Knees or boobs???

Doesn’t matter I’m jacking it either way

catgotyoururl:

dveon:

Knees or boobs???

Doesn’t matter I’m jacking it either way

cringepics:

Dean you fucking nutcase

cringepics:

Dean you fucking nutcase

filharmagic:

how come you never see Troy and Gabrielle fucking acting in the first High School Musical. they’re auditioning for a play. a play with words. words need spoken. stage directions need be taken. what even is the plot of that musical. did anyone go to see it. how come Sharpay and her gay brother didn’t get supporting roles actually wait fuck were there any supporting roles? what is the high school musical in high school musical. why does ryan keep wearing hats.

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

i hope this woman lives forever