absolute garbage

shingekinoemily:

egberts:

i know how to put an end to discrimination and racism

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teethvsteeth:

The year is 2014 and metro station performed “Shake It”

teethvsteeth:

The year is 2014 and metro station performed “Shake It”

lawranicoal:

ME AND JON STEWART ARE OFFICIALLY THE SAME PERSON

me before a social situation: they're gonna hate me they'll think i'm annoying they are going to judge me i am going to fuck this up so bad they'll never wanna speak to me again i am a terrible person this will go terribly
me during a social situation: huh this isn't that bad
me after a social situation: they hated me they thought i was annoying they were judging me i fucked that up so bad they never wanna speak to me again i am a terrible person that went terribly

gamingtranscribed:

What is with Oblivion and all these weird quests?!

Submitted by constellationoftheheart.

My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like “nah, fuck that” and became a king instead.

hatchworth-alone-with-a-sandwich:

helloldfriend:

hangthecode:

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Wait… does that make Will Turner a Queen?

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Teacher: use harassment in a sentence
Student: I was in love with this girl and harassment a lot to me